Saturday, December 25, 2004
Have Yourself a Merry Little Colostomy?
This is so thoroughly inappropriate for Christmas Day. I wrote a lyric but couldn't finish it well enough to post it. So that has become a NEXT Christmas song. Instead here's a link from Monkey Filter that is just a teensy Orwellian but especially Ashcroftian.Please don't forward this to anybody at the Justice Department. Because if they make nudity in the privacy of your home illegal, it could get very messy. We'll all be catheterized and have to be fitted with colostomy bags. That might help generate business in at least that sector of the consumer's market next Christmas. But as much as I carp about the over commercialism of this holiday, I like it the way it is compared to getting a crate of Depends under my tree next year.
I'm taking about 6 days off so...
If you're into Christmas, I hope yours is very happy indeed.
posted by Bud @ 12:00 AM
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