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Friday, April 29, 2005

Amusing Diversions Plus Addendum

This meme that DB a Corporate Crap is strong-arming me to complete reminds me of that old song: "If I were a carpenter and you were a lady, would you marry me anyway? Would you have my baby?" So to avoid that sort of thing, I give you the meme which you are encouraged by some to complete and send to other Bloggers. I'll only answer the ones that spark an idea. Bad as it might be.

Choose your poison...
If I could be a scientist...I'd invent pet food that evaporated odorlessly as soon as it left the, uh, body of the pet.
If I could be a farmer...I'd be broke and trying to sell out to General Foods or somebody.
If I could be a musician...Is this a trick question?
If I could be a doctor...I'd learn how to listen first. I'd also be on time.
If I could be a painter...I'd be a very poor man. I'd rather starve than paint.
If I could be a gardener...I'd hire somebody else to do it .
If I could be a missionary...I'd tell all the natives that the last missionaries were just kidding and that they could do it in any position they wanted.
If I could be a chef...I'd have to have my stomach stapled. My self control is only good in the absence of food.
If I could be an architect...boring
If I could be a linguist...I'd be very cunning
If I could be a psychologist...I'd get paid more than I did as a teacher for doing the same work times 30.
If I could be a librarian...I'd make house calls.
If I could be an athlete...I'd try to remember that playing games is for fun.
If I could be a lawyer...I'd be the butt of even more jokes.
If I could be an inn-keeper...I wouldn't keep anyone out.
If I could be a professor...Hmm, been there, done that.
If I could be a writer...another trick question, right?
If I could be a llama-rider...I'd have to be on I V antihistamines
If I could be a bonnie pirate...A bonnie pirate? Can't I just be a pirate who kicks ass?
If I could be an astronaut...I'd have to find a way to keep from barfing.
If I could be a world famous Blogger...I wouldn't have time to eat or sleep or play music. Screw that.
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world...I'd be on the one that tries the winners.
If I could be married to any current famous political figure...That sounds too much like bestiality.

Okay I'll try to choose one to write a lyric about but I don't have high hopes here. What rhymes with llama rider, anyway? Palm beside her? Palm inside her. Psalm to bind her? Calm a blind turd? I could be the new Dr. Seuss.

Oh yeah, ADDENDUM: DB tells me I now have to Tag three Bloggers to get them to do this. You only need to answer 5 of them. I am such an over achiever. Then tag three other Bloggers.
So I'm tagging Amyiee, Ben the Curator and Lois Lane. Have fun or please accept my apologies. The list:

Choose your poison...
If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musicician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an inn-keeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be an astronaut...
If I could be a world famous Blog...
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world...
If I could be married to any current famous political figure...

posted by Bud @ 5:23 AM

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