Friday, March 03, 2006
Eggs in Space
Can smelling like eggs be a good thing in the outer reaches of the universe? I'm betting it's a good thing. After all, eggs are a symbol of birth and life. What can be bad about that? My Blog has once again, for at least the third time, been transmitted to space and I can't be sure from the following notice but it's possible I'm being read out there. What do you think? Here's what I got from the Blogs in space people today:
Ok, we're going to get right to it. We don't know what you wrote in your blog, but on February 28, 2006 at approximately 4:00pm EST the Blog in Space headquarters in Orlando, Florida began rattling worse than a wrestling match between Anna Nicole Smith and Star Jones fighting for the last bar of chocolate covered pizza with a thick candy shell topped with cheese. What does this mean??? We aren't sure yet.
We do know while Adam, main transmitter for Blog in Space, was chowing down on Thai Hot Chicken Pad Thai, while reaching into a brown jar for extra spicy peppers, a flashing light erupted ignited the words, "Tell Bud Buckley their blog smells like eggs." Eggs? Is this an insult? Is this a compliment? Do aliens eat eggs? Again, we aren't sure. But we aren't taking any chances, and we therefore have invested all of our stock into Mr. Jiffles chicken farm.
All eggs aside, your blog was transmitted at the approximate direction of 200 degrees Azimuth, and to commemorate this great event, we encourage you to pick up your certificate below. Remember, the more certificates you post, the more you mark your territory into space blogging. We're hoping in the coming weeks we make sense of all this. If you have any clue as to what this "egg" mess could mean please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. We'll give Adam the heads up.
Until then, Blog in Space encourages you to continue in the fight for Intergalactic Freedom. The more blogs transmitting, the better the galactic coverage and the better the galactic coverage, the better the alien response!
Friendly Green Wishes,
- The Blog in Space Team
posted by Bud @ 12:12 PM
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